Kinky crop circles or more Larry Craig shenanigans?

Just when you thought the self-loathing homophobia would stop for the folks in Idaho, something else...err... "Pops up".

A giant sized crop-circle has appeared on the front lawn of the governors' mansion in Boise, Idaho sometime last summer. Grounds keepers have tried everything including covering it up with a huge tarp hoping to kill all the grass around it, but nothing works. The giant-sized penis will not fade away.

From Right Wing Pundits:

Seeing as how its Idaho, they still haven’t fixed it. Now, I really don’t know that much about Idaho, but it seems like most places would have called in the national guard to get a penis off the governors property! Especially a 60 foot penis erected right on a main highway in plain sight for everyone to see. But in Idaho they said something like, ‘Well, the snow will cover it over the winter and we’ll fix it next spring’. Something like that. I understand their reasoning behind the cold, but in this case it didn’t shrink the penis because it was still there waiting pop right back out as soon as the snow melted.

In their defense, the grounds keepers just can’t seem to beat the giant penis. They tried to cover it with a tarp for a while. Before the tarp they tried to replant the grass in the penile area, but the new green grass in the outline of the penis just made it stand out more. That’s when the tarp went over it. Then the snow did cover it so they didn’t worry about it over the winter. But now that its spring the big ol’ penis is getting on everybody’s nerves. The neighbors are complaining. You know how neighbors can be.

So the Idahoans have decided to do something about the giant penis now that its has been pointing the way to the governor’s mansion for almost a year. I really think they wanted everybody to get a chance to see it before it was taken away. You know, like snow sculptures.

Idaho authorities are blaming it on teenagers. It IS pretty sophomoric so it could have been teens. It could be a way too obvious attempt to make up for feelings of inadequacy on the part of whoever put it there. I don’t think it was that though because Senator Larry Craig was in the restroom at the time. I’m opting for aliens myself. This is too similar to the crop circles to be a coincidence.

US Senator Larry Craig's office could not be reached for comment. However, it appears to be new understanding what Senator Craig meant when he said he had a "wide stance".

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